
Were you about to bed-sit
$29.99USD
đ¤ Were You About to Bed-Sit?
Pour yourself a hot beverage and prepare to be judged. This heat-sensitive mug reveals the sharp question once uttered in a moment of corporate scrutiny: âWere you attempting to bed-sit?â As the mug warms, the hidden design comes to life, the black drip pattern slowly fading to expose the unsettling yet hilarious truth. A perfect reminder that even the most questionable workday choices deserve a well-earned coffee break.
â˘Sizes: Available in 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) â for different levels of judgment
â˘Design: Heat-sensitive black drip pattern transforms with heat
â˘Material: Glossy ceramic finish for that high-end look
â˘Comfort: C-handle for a secure grip while contemplating your life choices
â˘Care: Hand wash only â true refinement requires delicate handling
â˘Safe for Use: BPA and lead-free â because even corporate oversight has its limits
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âď¸ âA cup that knows when youâre slacking â and lets you know it.â
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