We don’t abide such fripperies here.
$24.99USD
🐐 “We don’t abide such fripperies here.”
Simple. Bold. Unapologetic. This mug channels the no-nonsense energy of Severance with a clean, black-and-white design featuring the iconic goat silhouette. Sip with purpose — because there’s no room for frills in the refinement process.
•Sizes: Available in 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) — streamlined and efficient
•Design: Glossy white ceramic with sharp black printing
•Material: Lead and BPA-free, because even refiners need standards
•Comfort: C-handle for an ergonomic, steady grip
•Care: Microwave and dishwasher-safe — because who has time for hand-washing?
☕️ “Minimalist in design, maximalist in impact.”
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