The Egg Bar is Coveted as Fuck
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đĽ The Egg Bar is Coveted as F***
Start your day with a rare indulgence â the Egg Bar mug, inspired by the most sought-after treat on the severed floor. Designed in rich yellow and crisp white, the true colors of refined breakfast culture, this limited-run mug embodies the elusive allure of the Egg Bar itself. Coveted. Rare. Utterly special.
â˘Available in Two Sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) â for those who require different levels of refinement
â˘Material: Glossy ceramic finish for that high-end shine
â˘Design: Bold yellow with white accents, featuring Dylanâs iconic egg bar claim
â˘Comfort: C-handle for a relaxed but confident grip
â˘Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe â because true luxury should be low-maintenance
â˘Safe for Use: BPA and lead-free â because even innies deserve quality assurance
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