Fetid Moppet
$24.99USD
“Fetid Moppet!”
Introducing the Fetid Moppet Mug — a vessel of rare distinction and quiet authority. High-gloss black ceramic, polished to a near-mirrored finish, cradles your morning brew or evening respite. The design, featuring the elusive moppet, suggests quiet observation — or perhaps gentle judgment. Its presence is… intentional.
Approved for both casual and ceremonious use. Ideal for refining your daily beverage consumption rituals, this mug makes a statement without saying a word. Secure yours before it disappears into the ether.
Product features:
•Forged from high-gloss black ceramic with a commanding presence
•Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz, depending on your level of thirst (or need)
•Microwave-safe — because you deserve warmth
•Dishwasher-safe — no need to waste time on manual labor
•Lead and BPA-free — because health is paramount
Care instructions:
•Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
•Do not stare directly into the goat’s eyes for too long
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QUALITY ASSURANCE
Each item undergoes rigorous quality control
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